house-flies and osama tactics
...after that soft note about mosquitos and the red/green color palette...with minature brush strokes of blood as paint...I was thinking about flies ...specially their name house-fly...I wonder if the word 'fly' came from them or vice versa...and the house...and have you heard the story about how churchill attended a peace talk with the germans with his fly open....
Crash landing...
...I wish the birds and the flies (not the mosquitos) had crash landings as well...they do actually...like I was watching this Nat Geo Documentary where a bird trying to catch a fish flies too close to the surface of the water but rather than catching any fish a larger fish appears flies in the air and catches the bird instead...that is crash landing or rather crush landing...
....and yes flies need to be killed...just because they dont sting doesnt mean they should be ignored specially when we know it takes more time to catch a fly and the level of irritation is much higher...
The modern way
....since I have been throwing stats these days...the fly-killer blue light tubes actually target and blow a fly into as many pieces and with such force that the particles spread over a 5m radius...so if you're in a restaurant next time and you hear those 'krrrrr' sounds above your head just cover your plates with something or a piece of that fly will fly into your piece...just a piece of advice...peace...
ps. besides that there has been news that paul was actually poisoned by a secret fly that flew all the way from afghanistan...a tape has been found with osama descending a staircase with a yellow balloon tied to his index finger and he's making a V sign....sources believe that the balloon actually had those flies and not helium....
Crash landing...
...I wish the birds and the flies (not the mosquitos) had crash landings as well...they do actually...like I was watching this Nat Geo Documentary where a bird trying to catch a fish flies too close to the surface of the water but rather than catching any fish a larger fish appears flies in the air and catches the bird instead...that is crash landing or rather crush landing...
....and yes flies need to be killed...just because they dont sting doesnt mean they should be ignored specially when we know it takes more time to catch a fly and the level of irritation is much higher...
The modern way
....since I have been throwing stats these days...the fly-killer blue light tubes actually target and blow a fly into as many pieces and with such force that the particles spread over a 5m radius...so if you're in a restaurant next time and you hear those 'krrrrr' sounds above your head just cover your plates with something or a piece of that fly will fly into your piece...just a piece of advice...peace...
ps. besides that there has been news that paul was actually poisoned by a secret fly that flew all the way from afghanistan...a tape has been found with osama descending a staircase with a yellow balloon tied to his index finger and he's making a V sign....sources believe that the balloon actually had those flies and not helium....
posted by leaves turning pale at 7:10 PM
1 Comments:
as irritated as i am with these fuckers (the stroky flying bloodsuckers), the whole electric zapper thing was always too cruel. Now dont mistake me for some little girlie weakling..no siree, i loved natural born killers and kill bill vol 1 and 2, but please, zapping mosquitoes as they "go towards the light"..its just too obvious a joke....that alone disqualifies the idea!
buT, WELL, thankyou for all the info. it really helped.!
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